Kids Say the Darndest Things

These last couple of weeks have been hysterical listening to the things that Ella & Gray say; read for yourself!
Ella:

• "My true love waits for me over those hills in our backyard; but I'm just pretendin' Mommy!"
• "Now that my leg is healed, I can start doing some crazy things again!"

• Ella just fell down pretty hard; I was expecting tears, but instead she said to her brother, "Hey Gray, want to help a poor old lady up?"

• "Gavin wants to marry my baby dolls! Hahahaha. I'm really just kidding."
  

Grayson:

• "My artwork is handsome!"
• "Dear God, thanks for making love."
• To an elderly woman standing behind the desk at the library Gray said, "You a old woman? You need help from me?" (he LOVES to help and be a gentleman, but I guess there's more charming ways to offer help, big guy!)
• "Mommy, you look handsome without makeup; you look really pretty with makeup on your eyes Mommy!"
• "When I grow up, I'm gonna be a man."
• "Girls go pee out of their butts."
• "I want to marry a girl goat someday. Hahahaha. That's so funny."